Without Expletives

I swear, there is only one other apart from God who does not bullsh-t me - my Reflexologist. The things they have in common:

1) They would touch your stinking feet with great care and respect
2) They know exactly what is going on with you better than you do
3) They have a real job of inflicting a hell of a pain upon you because they can
4) They make you want to swear
5) They make you feel better in the end

Needless to say, these are the two whose advice I heed more than the usual.

I Quit!

I won a AUD9million lottery last Saturday so I decided it's time for that career break I had been dying to pull. I was pursuing every one of my interests, including keeping the bl--dy strata management company honest. I loved it, but...

Next thing I knew, I woke up - just three minutes before the alarm went off.

D-mn!